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December 31 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Finagle’s Creed

Finagle’s Creed

Science is Truth. Don’t be misled by fact.

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December 30 2013

December 29 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Anthony’s Law of the Workshop

Anthony’s Law of the Workshop

Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

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December 28 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Klipstein’s Laws Applied to Prototyping and Production

Klipstein’s Laws Applied to Prototyping and Production

A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.

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December 27 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Shaw’s Principle

Shaw’s Principle

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

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December 26 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Goulden’s Axiom of the Bouncing Can

Goulden’s Axiom of the Bouncing Can

If you drop a full can of beer, and remember to rap the top sharply with your knuckle prior to opening, the ensuing gush of foam will be between 89 and 94 percent of the volume that would splatter you if you didn’t do a damned thing and went ahead and pulled the top immediately.

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December 25 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Randolph’s Cardinal Principle of Statecraft

Randolph’s Cardinal Principle of Statecraft

Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest.

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December 24 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Long’s Notes

Long’s Notes

The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universe, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.

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December 23 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Murphy’s Military Laws

Murphy’s Military Laws

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

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December 22 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Donohue’s Law

Donohue’s Law

Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.

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December 21 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Murphy’s Technology Laws

Murphy’s Technology Laws

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

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December 20 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Boyle’s Laws

Boyle’s Laws

The deficiency will never show itself during the dry runs.

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December 19 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Committee Rules

Committee Rules

Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.

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December 18 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Shelton’s Laws of Pocket Calculators

Shelton’s Laws of Pocket Calculators

When a rechargeable battery starts to die in the middle of a complex calculation, and the user attempts to connect house current, the calculator will clear itself.

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December 17 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Truth 5.1 of Management

Truth 5.1 of Management

Organizations always have too many managers.

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December 16 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Hagerty’s Law

Hagerty’s Law

If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist, he’ll get rich or famous or both.

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December 15 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Rudin’s Law

Rudin’s Law

In a crisis that forces a choice to be made among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worse one possible.

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December 14 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Murphy’s Laws of Sex

Murphy’s Laws of Sex

Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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December 13 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Laws of the Frisbee

Laws of the Frisbee

The higher the costs of hitting any object, the greater the certainty it will be struck. (Remember: The disk is positive; cops and old ladies are clearly negative.)

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December 12 2013

Murphy’s Law of the Day: Long’s Notes

Long’s Notes

An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.

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